d.c. metros are stupid.

it's 3:18 am, and i'm in the office, because i really love my job. like, really.



see? there's my 6 monitor set-up. each one of those represents a characteristic of mine that reflects my work ethic.

1) DILIGENCE.
2) PERFECTION.
3) RESPONSIBLE.
4) INNOVATIVE.
5) ASIAN.
6) PANDAS.

shut up.

i'm here because the metro system here in washington fails to see the financial benefits of running 24/7 and actually closes. so now i'm stranded here in the office until it opens.

i should take advantage of this and do a lot work.

but i'd much rather spend the next 5 hours changing everyone's screen-saver to something profane... like a baby chimpanzee jerking it into a banana peel, or this: